PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scen